You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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