ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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