How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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