I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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