marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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