i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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