btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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