In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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