I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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