I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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