I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
