If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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