"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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