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Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
All I want is dick and wine.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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