All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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