just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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