Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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