Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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