I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Randomize
