we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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