I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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