So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You took a bar mat shot.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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