Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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