So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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