I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
NoShamevember. You game?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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