i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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