turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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