i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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