Whod you bang
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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