like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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