I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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