Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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