i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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