Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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