Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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