Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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