So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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