He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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