My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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