i permit you to call me
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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