I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So. Much. Porn.
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