This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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