she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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