tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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