Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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