hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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