Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
