he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
