i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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