is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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