He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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