So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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