I like my sex mixed with concussions.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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