I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
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