Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
